Moussaoui Sentenced to South Park

March 23, 2006

NEWS BRIEF:

In keeping with the trend of “kinder” sentencing so popular in
judicial circles today, the jury recommended Zacarias Moussaoui be sentenced to ten years on the cast of South Park. Mr. Moussaoui, convicted of terrorism and conspiracy, will replace the beloved character “Chef” on the popular animated comedy series. Moussaoui, whose French name means “yes I would like some pudding”, will be
flattened to a thinness of one millimeter to play the role.

One Response to “Moussaoui Sentenced to South Park”

  1. qazse Says:

    You are so funny!
    Thanks for letting me use your computer.
    Jay Leno


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