little vampire

October 31, 2008

he brings his face
into the toast
sucking the jelly.

Bush Evolved

October 23, 2008



Change in Plans

September 23, 2008

I intended to read it and post my review of the book Delivered from Distraction by Edward M. Harwell M.D. and John J. Ratey M.D. – but I never got around to it.

I can’t hear it!

Ask Mister Helpful

July 31, 2008


Dear Mister Helpful,

I love to eat at McDonald’s because it is cool and the food is really really good. But every time I eat there I feel sick about 45 minutes later. What should I do?

Signed, Nauseous in Nashua


Dear Nauseous,

Try eating 45 minutes earlier.

I’m lovin’ it,

Mr. H.

ADD ambulance

July 30, 2008

Hello ADD ambulance, Dave speaking…
Wait – let me get a pencil.

Ok, where was that?
Ok, we’re on our way.

Let’s go – heart attack –
43 Sechrist .

Sechrist or Sea Crest?

Shit. I’m not sure.
Shit! We’re on empty.

Good, I need coffee.

Shit. I need smokes.

Twilight on the porch

July 23, 2008

It’s a big ass mosquito!
whap whap

Damn… it was daddy long legs…

sorry man.

(He staggers away
from my reach.)


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