Fuck you kids!
August 2, 2010
Ingredients:
Dextrose
Citric Acid
Artificial Flavor
Red 40
Red 30
Yellow 5
Yellow 6
Blue 1
Product of China
New from The Foreign Candy Co., Inc. are Power Powder Legs. Header and footer cards have 35-inch plastic tubes affixed, and the tubes are filled with layers of strawberry, lemon lime, apple, orange, grape and blue raspberry candy powder. Each 1.66-ounce unit has a SRP of $1.29, and display hooks hold 12 units. They ship four per case.
this is the fun we teach:
November 20, 2008
It is all hockey violence…
June 10, 2008
Cheer at the altar of his fist.
A beer to celebrate blood on ice.
The enforcer whom you worship
would split your head and not think twice.
These are the heroes we offer –
often naughty, rarely nice.
gangsters and sluts
May 11, 2008
If you worship gangsters
you get more gangsters
If you worship sluts
you get more sluts
Little Debbie of Death
February 7, 2008
Be my valentine
(with eight twin-wrapped cakes
of corn syrup
processed sugar
processed flour
interesterified palm oil
partially hydrogenated
cottonseed oil
TBHQ
diglycerides
propylene glycol
monostearate
polysorbate 60
red 40
and
twenty three other ingredients –
all for $1.05 )
I will love you forever
(with 3 grams of
artery clogging
surgery producing
medicine funding
saturated fat
per tiny tasteless cake)
You are my sweetheart
(with 26 grams
of system shocking
limb losing
rehab needing
insulin breeding
heart pumping sugar
per two cake “serving”)
hdtv
January 18, 2008
high
definition
drug
How to be a great teacher of self absorption
December 21, 2007
Put yourself on the cover
of every issue.
Name it after you.
Live in a mansion
with fourteen bathrooms
and only two asses.
Build an exclusive school
amidst great need –
create clones of yourself.
Go orgasmic over
shiny things
as if they bring happiness.
the moon! is your logo…not McDonalds
December 11, 2007
there is no place
quite like the other
each valley
each plain
each mountain
each plateau
each
with its own
land forms
life forms
weather
and light
encased in a shared
halo of air
we are binding this earth in asphalt.
binding
and branding
we block the night sky
with our signs.
from
above
we look
like fire
pick any year
November 26, 2007
Shit Hat
September 26, 2007
“The collection is available at Bergdorf Goodman, Henri Bendel, Saks New York, and other boutiques… The piece shown here is the Olivia, it is made of hand cut feathers that are on a comb and sells for $575.”
Smells like aristocracy.
photo source:Luxist
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