How to be a great teacher of self absorption
December 21, 2007
Put yourself on the cover
of every issue.
Name it after you.
Live in a mansion
with fourteen bathrooms
and only two asses.
Build an exclusive school
amidst great need –
create clones of yourself.
Go orgasmic over
shiny things
as if they bring happiness.
Shit Hat
September 26, 2007
“The collection is available at Bergdorf Goodman, Henri Bendel, Saks New York, and other boutiques… The piece shown here is the Olivia, it is made of hand cut feathers that are on a comb and sells for $575.”
Smells like aristocracy.
photo source:Luxist
Lucky You!
May 3, 2007
Audi
Caddy
Jaguar
Hummer
good looking kids
private schools
nice teeth
expensive toys
dog camp
golf camp
(no boot camp)
lawn service
pool service
security service
maid
spa
country club
do lunch a lot
Lucky you!
you deserve
caviar
more than
others deserve
to eat.
qazse 