Put yourself on the cover
of every issue.
Name it after you.

Live in a mansion
with fourteen bathrooms
and only two asses.

Build an exclusive school
amidst great need –
create clones of yourself.

Go orgasmic over
shiny things
as if they bring happiness.

Shit Hat

September 26, 2007

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“The collection is available at Bergdorf Goodman, Henri Bendel, Saks New York, and other boutiques… The piece shown here is the Olivia, it is made of hand cut feathers that are on a comb and sells for $575.”

Smells like aristocracy.

photo source:Luxist

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Lucky You!

May 3, 2007

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Audi
Caddy
Jaguar
Hummer

good looking kids
private schools

nice teeth
expensive toys

dog camp
golf camp
(no boot camp)

lawn service
pool service
security service

maid
spa
country club

do lunch a lot

Lucky you!

you deserve
caviar

more than
others deserve
to eat.