Fuck you kids!

August 2, 2010

Citric Acid
Artificial Flavor
Red 40
Red 30
Yellow 5
Yellow 6
Blue 1

Product of China


From Candy and Snack Today:

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Strobe your masses
with the seen and unseen.

Feed them “must watch”
“must play” content.

Imply jobs
are supposed to suck.

Live for the weekend.

Cast excessive living
as ultimate meaning.

Declare it unpatriotic or uncool
to think otherwise.

Render freedom irrelevant.

All that is required –
blind obedience

to the keepers
of the “truth”.

Ask Mister Helpful

July 31, 2008


Dear Mister Helpful,

I love to eat at McDonald’s because it is cool and the food is really really good. But every time I eat there I feel sick about 45 minutes later. What should I do?

Signed, Nauseous in Nashua


Dear Nauseous,

Try eating 45 minutes earlier.

I’m lovin’ it,

Mr. H.


This is Paradise. The smoke is warm and fluffy!

photo: Paradise Kentucky

Class Warfare ?

May 28, 2008

Why not?
The rich are already
kicking our asses

Our country was born of
contempt for privilege.

Yet we are now besmirched

for having those same
patriotic opinions.

gangsters and sluts

May 11, 2008

If you worship gangsters
you get more gangsters

If you worship sluts
you get more sluts


handful montana

May 7, 2008

Disney is a business. Vanity Fair is a business. Hannah Montana is a business. They are concerned with profit, not family.

Parents are the ones who facilitate this bullshit of worship and consumption. Wake up adults. There is life beyond the Skinner box of commercial culture. You can start by turning off the television.

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