Fuck you kids!

August 2, 2010

Ingredients:
Dextrose
Citric Acid
Artificial Flavor
Red 40
Red 30
Yellow 5
Yellow 6
Blue 1

Product of China

 

From Candy and Snack Today:

New from The Foreign Candy Co., Inc. are Power Powder Legs. Header and footer cards have 35-inch plastic tubes affixed, and the tubes are filled with layers of strawberry, lemon lime, apple, orange, grape and blue raspberry candy powder. Each 1.66-ounce unit has a SRP of $1.29, and display hooks hold 12 units. They ship four per case.

the pace of your life
will be corporate scale

the pace of your life
will be corporate scale

the pace of your life
will be corporate scale

the pace of your life
will be corporate scale

the pace of your life
will be corporate scale

the pace of your life
will be corporate scale

the pace of your life
will be corporate scale

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Strobe your masses
with the seen and unseen.

Feed them “must watch”
“must play” content.

Imply jobs
are supposed to suck.

Live for the weekend.

Cast excessive living
as ultimate meaning.

Declare it unpatriotic or uncool
to think otherwise.

Render freedom irrelevant.

All that is required –
blind obedience

to the keepers
of the “truth”.

Ask Mister Helpful

July 31, 2008

Question:

Dear Mister Helpful,

I love to eat at McDonald’s because it is cool and the food is really really good. But every time I eat there I feel sick about 45 minutes later. What should I do?

Signed, Nauseous in Nashua

Answer:

Dear Nauseous,

Try eating 45 minutes earlier.

I’m lovin’ it,

Mr. H.


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This is Paradise. The smoke is warm and fluffy!


photo: Paradise Kentucky

Class Warfare ?

May 28, 2008

Why not?
The rich are already
kicking our asses

Our country was born of
contempt for privilege.

Yet we are now besmirched

for having those same
patriotic opinions.

gangsters and sluts

May 11, 2008

If you worship gangsters
you get more gangsters

If you worship sluts
you get more sluts

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