How Is This Change?
December 15, 2009
Living like royalty in a desperate world.
How to be a great teacher of self absorption
December 21, 2007
Put yourself on the cover
of every issue.
Name it after you.
Live in a mansion
with fourteen bathrooms
and only two asses.
Build an exclusive school
amidst great need –
create clones of yourself.
Go orgasmic over
shiny things
as if they bring happiness.
Lucky You!
May 3, 2007
Audi
Caddy
Jaguar
Hummer
good looking kids
private schools
nice teeth
expensive toys
dog camp
golf camp
(no boot camp)
lawn service
pool service
security service
maid
spa
country club
do lunch a lot
Lucky you!
you deserve
caviar
more than
others deserve
to eat.
humanscale
March 4, 2007
someday
capitalism
will implode
into its own
selfishness
and the world
can once again
be humanscale.
these are the heroes we offer
January 16, 2007
the American dream as Forbes would have it
December 28, 2006
O’s crib
$50 million
23,000 sq ft
14 bathrooms
2 butts
qazse 