Ask Mister Helpful

July 5, 2006


Dear Mister Helpful,

I love to eat at McDonalds because it is cool and the food is really really good. But every time I eat there I feel sick about 45 minutes later. What should I do?

Signed, Nauseous in Nashua


Dear Nauseous,

Try eating 45 minutes earlier.

I’m lovin’ it,

Mr. H.

One Response to “Ask Mister Helpful”

  1. I’d advise the person to read Fast Food Nation or watch Supersize Me (you can actually view Supersize Me free online) to see how cool and good McMaggots really was. But your answer was much funnier.

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