Ask Mister Helpful
July 5, 2006
Question:
Dear Mister Helpful,
I love to eat at McDonalds because it is cool and the food is really really good. But every time I eat there I feel sick about 45 minutes later. What should I do?
Signed, Nauseous in Nashua
Answer:
Dear Nauseous,
Try eating 45 minutes earlier.
I’m lovin’ it,
Mr. H.
qazse 
September 13, 2006 at 12:21 pm
I’d advise the person to read Fast Food Nation or watch Supersize Me (you can actually view Supersize Me free online) to see how cool and good McMaggots really was. But your answer was much funnier.