Little Debbie of Death
February 7, 2008
Be my valentine
(with eight twin-wrapped cakes
of corn syrup
processed sugar
processed flour
interesterified palm oil
partially hydrogenated
cottonseed oil
TBHQ
diglycerides
propylene glycol
monostearate
polysorbate 60
red 40
and
twenty three other ingredients –
all for $1.05 )
I will love you forever
(with 3 grams of
artery clogging
surgery producing
medicine funding
saturated fat
per tiny tasteless cake)
You are my sweetheart
(with 26 grams
of system shocking
limb losing
rehab needing
insulin breeding
heart pumping sugar
per two cake “serving”)
February 7, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I couldn’t help myself…this is a repost from last year. 🙂
February 9, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Qazse,
Well I haven’t seen it before so it’s new to me. “insulin breeding, heart pumping sugar” Ah yes, It makes me want seconds. Good to see you back, even if it’s a brief repost. Hope the time off is going well. Pat Buddy on the head for me & give him a treat. Walk easy.
February 9, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Polar, Thank you for the well wishes. Buddy is doing fine. He had a haircut last week and his teeth cleaned. His girlfriend FiFi peed on the fish tank when she saw how handsome he looked.
Happy trails…
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