Bush Burger Recipe

June 19, 2008

Take fellow countrymen –
form into soldiers.

Make a weaker nation
flaming briquettes.

Add some prisoners.

Grill and eat’em.

Call yourself a REAL man.

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17 Responses to “Bush Burger Recipe”

Ghazala Khan Says:

June 19, 2008 at 8:15 am
Interview Request

Hello Dear and Respected,
I hope you are fine and carrying on the great work you have been doing for the Internet surfers. I am Ghazala Khan from The Pakistani Spectator (TPS), We at TPS throw a candid look on everything happening in and for Pakistan in the world. We are trying to contribute our humble share in the webosphere. Our aim is to foster peace, progress and harmony with passion.

We at TPS are carrying out a new series of interviews with the notable passionate bloggers, writers, and webmasters. In that regard, we would like to interview you, if you don’t mind. Please send us your approval for your interview at my email address “ghazala.khi at gmail.com”, so that I could send you the Interview questions. We would be extremely grateful.

regards.

Ghazala Khan
The Pakistani Spectator
http://www.pakspectator.com

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cc Says:

June 19, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Or does he call himself a cowboy, an oil-man, a gnagsta…

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qazse Says:

June 20, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Ghazala – thank you

note: See http://www.pakspectator.com for Qazse interview

cc – yes, any one of the above would apply although I think king george would deny gangsta. Thanks!

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commontater Says:

June 21, 2008 at 4:00 am
Heh heh. I likes your wit; having a sense of humor is essential to living in peace. I appreciate your coming by to say “hi” otherwise I’d never have seen your very unique & interesting blog. Your poetry rocks.

PuC

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qazse Says:

June 23, 2008 at 2:21 pm
PuC – thanks for the visit and supportive comments!

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dummidumbwit Says:

June 25, 2008 at 3:02 am
Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us!!! Add to the mix the “Choices” that are trumpeted on the right and you have the problem?

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qazse Says:

June 25, 2008 at 10:58 am
The half brain trust thought it would be a drive-thru war. They thought it would be fast and cheap.

Thanks for stopping by.

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dummidumbwit Says:

November 12, 2008 at 9:14 am
I’m Going to Crawford and put my feet up!!!

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qazse Says:

November 12, 2008 at 12:55 pm
YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAA!!!

Don’t fergit ta wear yer boots boy.

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dummidumbwit Says:

November 12, 2008 at 6:36 pm
An mah Guns and Bibles!!!!

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jimbo dha bosz Says:

March 30, 2009 at 11:41 am
fuk yu dhisz isz not wha i wanted !

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qazse Says:

April 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I am sorry you were disappointed. I take it you were looking for an actual burger recipe. Perhaps, the recipe ex-presidente Bush prepares. I believe you will find it in his “How to Cook for Lobbyists” cookbook coming out this summer.

good day jimwad

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dummidumbwit Says:

April 4, 2009 at 5:13 pm

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qazse Says:

April 5, 2009 at 12:12 am
dummi – you are a genius

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dummidumbwit Says:

April 5, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Billy’s good at what he does, but positivism in sales like that drives me nuts. The concept of Big city sliders is cool though, but I had to cut up my credit cards so I guess I won’t get one? And Nuts and Genius is a fine line isn’t it?

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qazse Says:

April 7, 2009 at 11:52 pm
I remember my father bringing home a giant bag of White Castle burgers on a Saturday night after working second shift. We would tear into the bag like hyena.

I wonder if Billy will be pitching product thirty years from now. Still with the black beard behind a walker.

Geniuses are willing to slam two disparate things together and see what happens. Then again, so are Stoners willing to do so. Oh well…

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dummidumbwit Says:

April 9, 2009 at 9:00 am
Billy’s appeal depends on high energy levels, as long as he’s able to project high energy, he’ll be around? White Castles never made it to Bloomington Normal Illinois, it’s the home of Steak and Shake another cult Burger favorite.We had a place that made an excellent imitation called the Double Nickel and I mourned the loss of that particular joint, alas. Stoners seemed prone to Oreos and Ice Cream I thought?

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