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If I do speak up –
how will I feed my family?

If I do not speak up
how will I sleep?

(in front of the tv)
(clutching a beer)

Ask Mister Helpful

July 31, 2008

Question:

Dear Mister Helpful,

I love to eat at McDonald’s because it is cool and the food is really really good. But every time I eat there I feel sick about 45 minutes later. What should I do?

Signed, Nauseous in Nashua

Answer:

Dear Nauseous,

Try eating 45 minutes earlier.

I’m lovin’ it,

Mr. H.


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Scars give Mother Earth more character!

 

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Obviously, the Sun is NOT a good source of energy.

WWFND

June 26, 2008

What Would FOX Network Do?

Add tits and slow motion.

Class Warfare ?

May 28, 2008

Why not?
The rich are already
kicking our asses

Our country was born of
contempt for privilege.

Yet we are now besmirched

for having those same
patriotic opinions.

You are trailer trash
until they need you.

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Here I am at a secret meeting. We are making energy policy.

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