wolf turnpike

August 14, 2008

i run with this pack
fast and cohesive we move
through the falling night

haiku helper

August 13, 2008

blue red yellow white
earth tree water sky
season to taste

the mountains

August 12, 2008

the mountains watch us
grandparents in a chair
we play at their feet

anniversary

August 11, 2008

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so many years
I knew all along
we were made to last

artist: Bruce Wood

the Bush Lecture Tour:

August 10, 2008

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How Not to Lead

Mismanagement 101

Ignore Historical Wisdom

Facilitating Theocracy

Turn Challenge into Nightmare

Pubelic Specking

image source:

I can’t hear it!

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Ask Mister Helpful

July 31, 2008

Question:

Dear Mister Helpful,

I love to eat at McDonald’s because it is cool and the food is really really good. But every time I eat there I feel sick about 45 minutes later. What should I do?

Signed, Nauseous in Nashua

Answer:

Dear Nauseous,

Try eating 45 minutes earlier.

I’m lovin’ it,

Mr. H.


ADD ambulance

July 30, 2008

Hello ADD ambulance, Dave speaking…
Wait – let me get a pencil.

Ok, where was that?
Ok, we’re on our way.

Let’s go – heart attack –
43 Sechrist .

Sechrist or Sea Crest?

Shit. I’m not sure.
Shit! We’re on empty.

Good, I need coffee.

Shit. I need smokes.