Infantile Solutions to Life’s Problems – participatory poem by Agnes, Jules, Liquidquick, Qazse, and Twitches

July 31, 2006

wish people dead
close your eyes
have a baby
invade

implants
brow lift
botox

click heels three times
hire assassin squad
eat more chicken

whiskey
whiskey
lots of whiskey

pout
quit
catch a plane

more whiskey
watch Oprah
write a poem

hit delete
shred it
flush it down

2005/2006

18 Responses to “Infantile Solutions to Life’s Problems – participatory poem by Agnes, Jules, Liquidquick, Qazse, and Twitches”

  1. twitches Says:

    get implants, brow lift, Botox

  2. qazse Says:

    nice

    I am also seeking ideas on how to implement the additions. Post them as I get them? Blend?

    PS I added breast to implant to see how it worked.

  3. twitches Says:

    “I added breast to implant to see how it worked.”

    Why does this sound like a new poem to me?

    I guess if you can, it’s good to add them as you get them so people can see where to start. Or alternatively you could just wait until you get them all and post the whole thing tomorrow.

    Not very helpful, am I?

  4. liquidquick Says:

    click heels three times
    hire assassin squad
    eat more chicken

  5. liquidquick Says:

    i added ‘nuclear’ to ‘bomb’, just to see how it worked…

  6. qazse Says:

    Twitches:

    Yes it is a new poem about two wayward implants who fall in love and look for a body part to live in.

    You are always helpful.

    I think the “post right away” option is the way to go because it allows the masses of participants (you and liquidquick) to know what has been submitted so far.

  7. qazse Says:

    liquidquick:

    I kinda like the nuclear + hand grenade concept

  8. Agnes Says:

    whiskey
    whiskey
    lots of whiskey

  9. qazse Says:

    Agnes

    thanks for the contribution. I’m starting to get thirsty.

  10. qazse Says:

    twitches:

    I dropped the breast. It was presumptive of me to add it in the first place.

    however, in its memory a haiku:

    silicon valley!
    I added breast to implant
    we see how it works

  11. twitches Says:

    Added breast to implant…sounds like some sort of cooking recipe

  12. qazse Says:

    you know, I think you’re on to something: implant young chicks (poultry) with basil or taragon…hmmmm…

  13. Jules Says:

    pout
    quit
    catch a plane

    (Hope it’s ok to join the party…found the link through Twitches!)

  14. qazse Says:

    of course you are invited any time- and you brought some goodies – thank you!

  15. Agnes Says:

    more whiskey
    watch Oprah
    write a poem

  16. Jules Says:

    what about:

    hit delete
    shred it
    flush it down

  17. qazse Says:

    thank you everyone for participating ( in public nonetheless!). It was fun.

    Any last additions or thoughts?  I know at least one more has been promised and will be coming in.

    PS thank you Twitches for the publicity on your blog.

  18. Agnes Says:

    call your congressman
    get on your knees
    pray for whiskey


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