Infantile Solutions to Life’s Problems – participatory poem by Agnes, Jules, Liquidquick, Qazse, and Twitches
July 31, 2006
wish people dead
close your eyes
have a baby
invade
implants
brow lift
botox
click heels three times
hire assassin squad
eat more chicken
whiskey
whiskey
lots of whiskey
pout
quit
catch a plane
more whiskey
watch Oprah
write a poem
hit delete
shred it
flush it down
2005/2006
qazse 
July 31, 2006 at 9:41 am
get implants, brow lift, Botox
July 31, 2006 at 9:56 am
nice
I am also seeking ideas on how to implement the additions. Post them as I get them? Blend?
PS I added breast to implant to see how it worked.
July 31, 2006 at 10:13 am
“I added breast to implant to see how it worked.”
Why does this sound like a new poem to me?
I guess if you can, it’s good to add them as you get them so people can see where to start. Or alternatively you could just wait until you get them all and post the whole thing tomorrow.
Not very helpful, am I?
July 31, 2006 at 10:15 am
click heels three times
hire assassin squad
eat more chicken
July 31, 2006 at 10:17 am
i added ‘nuclear’ to ‘bomb’, just to see how it worked…
July 31, 2006 at 10:46 am
Twitches:
Yes it is a new poem about two wayward implants who fall in love and look for a body part to live in.
You are always helpful.
I think the “post right away” option is the way to go because it allows the masses of participants (you and liquidquick) to know what has been submitted so far.
July 31, 2006 at 10:54 am
liquidquick:
I kinda like the nuclear + hand grenade concept
July 31, 2006 at 12:07 pm
whiskey
whiskey
lots of whiskey
July 31, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Agnes
thanks for the contribution. I’m starting to get thirsty.
July 31, 2006 at 12:29 pm
twitches:
I dropped the breast. It was presumptive of me to add it in the first place.
however, in its memory a haiku:
silicon valley!
I added breast to implant
we see how it works
July 31, 2006 at 7:02 pm
Added breast to implant…sounds like some sort of cooking recipe
July 31, 2006 at 7:46 pm
you know, I think you’re on to something: implant young chicks (poultry) with basil or taragon…hmmmm…
July 31, 2006 at 10:39 pm
pout
quit
catch a plane
(Hope it’s ok to join the party…found the link through Twitches!)
July 31, 2006 at 11:50 pm
of course you are invited any time- and you brought some goodies – thank you!
August 1, 2006 at 12:31 pm
more whiskey
watch Oprah
write a poem
August 1, 2006 at 12:59 pm
what about:
hit delete
shred it
flush it down
August 2, 2006 at 12:33 am
thank you everyone for participating ( in public nonetheless!). It was fun.
Any last additions or thoughts? I know at least one more has been promised and will be coming in.
PS thank you Twitches for the publicity on your blog.
August 2, 2006 at 2:03 pm
call your congressman
get on your knees
pray for whiskey