Blood and tits sell.
January 19, 2008
blood on tits
even better.
hdtv
January 18, 2008
high
definition
drug
new year assertion regarding true wealth
January 2, 2008
rises up…
wealth
true
does
not
tric
kle
d
o
w
n
.
the moon! is your logo…not McDonalds
December 11, 2007
there is no place
quite like the other
each valley
each plain
each mountain
each plateau
each
with its own
land forms
life forms
weather
and light
encased in a shared
halo of air
we are binding this earth in asphalt.
binding
and branding
we block the night sky
with our signs.
from
above
we look
like fire
iiiiiiiiiiindustry
December 11, 2007
industry
is not
civilization
no matter
what
experts tell us
Shit Hat
September 26, 2007
“The collection is available at Bergdorf Goodman, Henri Bendel, Saks New York, and other boutiques… The piece shown here is the Olivia, it is made of hand cut feathers that are on a comb and sells for $575.”
Smells like aristocracy.
photo source:Luxist
Ask Mister Helpful
July 5, 2006
Question:
Dear Mister Helpful,
I love to eat at McDonalds because it is cool and the food is really really good. But every time I eat there I feel sick about 45 minutes later. What should I do?
Signed, Nauseous in Nashua
Answer:
Dear Nauseous,
Try eating 45 minutes earlier.
I’m lovin’ it,
Mr. H.
qazse 