Blood and tits sell.

January 19, 2008

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blood on tits
even better.

hdtv

January 18, 2008

high
definition
drug

 

rises up…
wealth
true

does
not
tric
kle
d
o
w
n
.

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there is no place
quite like the other

each valley
each plain
each mountain
each plateau

each
with its own
land forms
life forms
weather
and light

encased in a shared
halo of air

we are binding this earth in asphalt.

binding
and branding
we block the night sky
with our signs.

from
above
we look
like fire

 

iiiiiiiiiiindustry

December 11, 2007

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industry
is not
civilization

no matter
what
experts tell us

Shit Hat

September 26, 2007

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“The collection is available at Bergdorf Goodman, Henri Bendel, Saks New York, and other boutiques… The piece shown here is the Olivia, it is made of hand cut feathers that are on a comb and sells for $575.”

Smells like aristocracy.

photo source:Luxist

Ask Mister Helpful

July 5, 2006

Question:

Dear Mister Helpful,

I love to eat at McDonalds because it is cool and the food is really really good. But every time I eat there I feel sick about 45 minutes later. What should I do?

Signed, Nauseous in Nashua

Answer:

Dear Nauseous,

Try eating 45 minutes earlier.

I’m lovin’ it,

Mr. H.