Shit Hat

September 26, 2007

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“The collection is available at Bergdorf Goodman, Henri Bendel, Saks New York, and other boutiques… The piece shown here is the Olivia, it is made of hand cut feathers that are on a comb and sells for $575.”

Smells like aristocracy.

photo source:Luxist

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I heard “oral sex”

August 19, 2007

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I heard “oral sex”
ten thousand times more
than “terrorism”.

I saw her face
ten thousand times more
than bin Laden’s.

If only it had been otherwise…

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screwing common people

May 30, 2007

common people
want peace
and harmony

those who divide us
are manipulators
and misfits
power brokers
and fist lovers

how do we cope?
drugs and tv
earning and spending

through escape
we join them

changing in place

May 20, 2007

new package
new bottles
new make
new models

new fashion
new faces
new gadget
new places

old game
new looks
old fish
new hooks

gangsters and sluts

May 11, 2007

If you worship gangsters
you get more gangsters

If you worship sluts
you get more sluts

Lucky You!

May 3, 2007

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Audi
Caddy
Jaguar
Hummer

good looking kids
private schools

nice teeth
expensive toys

dog camp
golf camp
(no boot camp)

lawn service
pool service
security service

maid
spa
country club

do lunch a lot

Lucky you!

you deserve
caviar

more than
others deserve
to eat.

WWFND

April 22, 2007

What Would FOX Network Do?

Add tits and slow motion.

Shame on NBC

April 19, 2007

Imagine the pain of those families witnessing the murderous prelude to their loved ones’ death. Everywhere they turn is the last face their child saw.

Oh sure, Mr. NBC will say the “public has a right to know”. It would be “censoring” if they chose not to broadcast Cho Seung-Hui’s video and instead handed it immediately over to the police.

Bogus. Every day NBC “censors” out a hundred newsworthy stories because they are not sensational or sexy enough. NBC’s decision to broadcast the video is further evidence that network “news” is primarily gratuitous entertainment.

Whats next? Funniest Psycho Killer Home Videos?

“so what”

April 2, 2007

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 Warhol said it a million times in his life.
when discounted and rejected
he never gave up.

Self-Portrait 1986